Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf
Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.
Please take the words of experience of this thread: your perspective is incorrect. It's OK to change your mind. Bidets don't plash shit everywhere and your but can be as clean as it could be without using soap.