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[-] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago

OP has never heard of a montage

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

That's the thing where you tie each other up for sexual gratification, right? Like in that Twilight fanfic? ๐Ÿ˜›

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

No. It's the agreement you sign with a bank when buying a house.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

No, that's a morgage. You're thinking of the short walk between two lakes where you have to carry the canoe.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

No, that's a portage. You're thinking of a dish consisting of oatmeal or another meal or cereal boiled in water or milk.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No, that's potage. You're thinking of a mixture, often of incongruous elements.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

years ago, people would go down alleyways

this technique was known as "a walk"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That's the not-so-fun sexual innuendo.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

My banking relationship is non sexual. However, they still manage to fuck me.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

and I keep going back for more

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The original non binary polygamous relationship

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Wait... If you both tie each other up, how do you you get out?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Very carefully.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Do they think movies play in real time? What do they think when there's a scene change?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The camera is jumping to an alternate reality where events happened just a little bit sooner than in the previous universe, but time is constant across universes.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It can't be a montage if they are singing, unless we assume they skipped verses or repeated the song. Either way, I can tell you from personal experience that singing the same song for hours at a time does not make a good date

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They recorded the singing in post

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

my guess is that a team of people drew it and none of it actually happened...

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