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[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

How many dicks per hour does OPs mum take?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

You see an insult, I see a logistical nightmare

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Indeed. That's one dick roughly every 2 seconds. Even with five options for dick-handling, that's 10.5 seconds per dick. That's clearly optimizing for volume instead of satisfaction.

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