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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Your entire post is inaccurate because it takes into account the frequency of being near a bear. Your chance of being injured by a bear greatly increases as you get near a bear.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

The article is just about being in a forest. Not like you're locked in a room with the bear. As my source says, the bear is likely to avoid you if they see you, so proximity doesn't really matter.