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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bear-havior.

Puns away, I take my kids hiking from time to time and the conversation of bears comes up naturally (I bring it up), and I try to tell them about what to do, what to look for, this and that. It's almost like literally everything else, education is a key to understanding.

And bears, for all intents and purposes, are robots, they tend to do what bears do. Now people, on the other hand, they're a mystery.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

tending to do something is not being a robot, a robot does what it is programmed to do, theres no might in that equation.

there is no IF DISTANCE > 60m DO NOT CHARGE or IF CHILD(WITH[BERRIES]) (EAT)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Are you a robot?