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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Seen a chicken fly?

Also, penguins are fish.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Since when is flying the criteria determining being a bird? Are bats and moskitos birds? Are planes birds? And flying is certainly not a requirement to be a bird: are baby birds not birds? Are injured or diminished birds not birds anymore? Are kiwis, dodos, ostrichs not birds?

As for penguins I can be flexible depending on how you cook it.