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Wait until he brings up mirror kissing.
Weird
Did you know that if you kiss a mirror, it'll be on the lips?
You gotta be faster than the speed of light, then you can kiss yourself on the cheek in the mirror.
That would be a trick and a half.
Interesting. Do you have any suggestions on how I can empower my narcissism?
Just keep doing what you're doing, you'll be fine.
"How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?"
Reposting content eh? Like we do here on lemmy? Unacceptable.
That's obviously OC so what are you talking about?
He's doing his best to give tips to the other narcissists out there - after all he learned from the best, himself
imagine saying something 5 times in 10 years lmao what a piece of shit /s
I’m sure glad you put the sarcasm mark in there or I’d be really upset.
unfortunately ya gotta nowdays 😭
https://youtu.be/FYQFqJcBSLs?si=gju5TkdRAplpcQfY