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77-Year-Old Man Is Dozing Off in Court & His Supporters Think It's a Masterful Gambit (www.jezebel.com)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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77-Year-Old Man Is Dozing Off in Court & His Supporters Think It's a Masterful Gambit

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She was sustained by eating babies, its an unfair advantage

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If I remember, the babies were sliced up and used as toppings on a pedo gay pizza.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Pedo gay pizza made in the basement of a building that doesn't have one!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

With pineapple

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Pineapple on pedo pizzas is the worst.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That is what they want you to think. What better cover for a secret basement then having no basement /s