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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14413039

77-Year-Old Man Is Dozing Off in Court & His Supporters Think It's a Masterful Gambit

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[-] [email protected] 135 points 1 year ago

Remember that one time Hillary Clinton answered an endless barrage of congressional questions for eleven hours without showing any signs of fatigue?

Apparently, she should've just taken a nap.

[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago

She was sustained by eating babies, its an unfair advantage

[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

If I remember, the babies were sliced up and used as toppings on a pedo gay pizza.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Pedo gay pizza made in the basement of a building that doesn't have one!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Pineapple on pedo pizzas is the worst.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That is what they want you to think. What better cover for a secret basement then having no basement /s

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