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[-] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago

blue check missing an obvious joke? shocked-pikachu

[-] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago

I'm mostly just laughing at the notion of "being obligated by the government to show up on time to dinner" as some death knell to American freedom to leave other people waiting.

[-] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago

Social credit score jokes leaked back into Chinese society so they use it ironically now.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago

Yep. It's like when you guys joke about being paid Soros Bucks for posting, when really, it's just me getting paid in Juche Credit Score by Glorious Leader Kim.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

Every restaurant in China has a CCP commissar standing next to the host, if you're late they make sure to personally inform Xi, and if the host doesn't have a table ready for you they're summarily executed and the most senior waiter becomes the host

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

You left out the part about how they're executed. President Xi sends them to Glorious Leader Kim, who makes them stand on the train tracks to wait for when all the slaves pull the train over them because they haven't invented coal yet.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

He's a stupendous dipshit.

archive.today • Economic possibilities for Gaza - by Noah Smith

It doesn't hurt to dream of better days.

NOAH SMITH

OCT 19, 2023

A sampling - he has a section called "Easy wins: tourism, tax haven, and natural gas".

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

oh duh, just become a playground for the capitalist class! I can't believe that Palestinians are so obsessed with "national sovereignty" and "the right of return" and "food" that they never thought of that one!

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