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[–] cmhickman358 49 points 6 months ago (8 children)

We've always called this "French Fry Syndrome" in my family, when you go to swallow a huge handful of fries and they do that super slow slide all the way down and it's painful as hell

[–] [email protected] 72 points 6 months ago (5 children)

??? Maybe don't shove handfuls of fries down your throat ???

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago

Well you say that, but then there's fries and one thing leads to another

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What are you the fries police?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yes put the fries down and ur hands up 🔫

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

But my fingers are all salty and greasy...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

You just want to take my fries, scalawag.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What are you a fucking communist?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Watch out everybody, the fry police are here to stop us from shoving fries down our throat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Jokes on them, the fries go in my ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I have this, even with a single fry at the start of a meal. Starchy or dry food in general. I'm about to get hiccup from that fry, then I down a half glass of water and I'm good for the rest of the meal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Holy shit I have this same exact problem. Eats one bite and blammo - hiccups

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How many of your family members can fit in an average sized row boat?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

LMFAO not cool

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Interesting. We call this "attempted suicide" in my family.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

A universal experience. In the UK we sometimes call it "chip chest"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

You remember the "poop knife" story from Reddit where the dude made a casual comment and then found out his family was weird as fuck? This is your poop knife moment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Esophageal Stricture?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

that's because of the non-newtonian effects of the sticky starch paste