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More presidents should host events where citizens can punch them.
Can you imagine any of the current geriatrics taking anything more than a 6th graderβs punch?
Oh, believe me, I'm imagining it often. π
so often. so hard.
I think Biden could take like, 1 sixth grader down, but honestly 2 sixth graders would probably overwhelm him.
I think i could probably take 3. 4 after my coffee and adderol. 5 motivated 6th graders? I dunno, i think I'm toast
I can take on 100 at once when I'm feeling energetic, and would lose to 1 when I'm not.
I've borne witness to horrors. Endless rows of soulless shelves. Signs that spoke of treasure oft ignored. People dumb enough that it scared me knowing they operated a motor vehicle.
As someone who has worked retail. If I tapped into the pure, black rage created in that time I would gladly fight a whole class of sixth grades. Especially the valued customers wwh~idiots that would leave frozen product on shelves and I would "Thank You, Sir"....
O-oh god, it's coming back! "Have a great day!" No, not like this.
"Haha yeah, it didn't ring up properly. Definitely free!"
ahhh
Here's a great line a buddy of mine came up with during my time in the trenches: "you guys have been just horrific."
Try saying it out loud lol.
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