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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is in love (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 364 points 5 months ago (4 children)

If she's not running locally she's not your gf.

[–] [email protected] 127 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Care to explain these open ports?? I'm waiting!

[–] [email protected] 78 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It was nothing more than a handshake, I swear!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Something something “man in the middle”

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I operate on zero trust

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

https://xkcd.com/177/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

You bastion!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Something something Middle-Out compression

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

It was a three way handshake and that's what got you in trouble.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 5 months ago

This is the most Feddit response, I love it

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Our gf

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

The people's girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Whore! How many guys is she dating