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[–] [email protected] 152 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Does the president have complete immunity shouldn't take more than the time it takes to type the word 'No'.

He isn't a king, and as far as I know all six of these idiots went to college and should be aware of that by now.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Okay, but if they don't say no, Biden has the opportunity to do something very funny.

[–] bradinutah 45 points 7 months ago

A humorous joke like "Yes, Mrs. Thomas, we are Seal Team 6 and no, we don't need a warrant because of who sent us."

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I want him to jaywalk up to a podium and rip a dollar bill in half

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This might be the funniest comment of all time, so unhinged

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I read it once and didn't smile then I read yours and reread it and cracked tf up

You're a comedy hype person

[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago

All expenses paid luxury vacations as a "gift" seems to be more important to them

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

At least one of the judges needs time to figure out the best vacation package he can get for this ruling.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They're playing it safe. Their lives could literally be at stake during the night of long knives Trump has promised.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

If they wanted to play it safe they could just rule that the Constitution is still valid, particularly the part where insurrectionists can't hold office.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Fucking cowards are morally obligated to resign if they're too scared to do their goddamn jobs!

They have zero excuse, and I have zero sympathy.