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[-] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 17 hours ago

We could probably improve on that significantly without losing speed.

return $x < 8

That should yield one additional correct answer, while also confusing anyone who thinks it just returns false.

And if we just hard coded and checked the first 20 or so primes before always returning false, we would probably get noticeable improvement (depending on the total range).

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 14 points 19 hours ago

Just put "Precondition: x must not be prime" in the function doc and it'll be 100% accurate. Not my fault if you use it wrong.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

...95.121%
???

[-] Armand1@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I said something similar here about an election fraud detection system with 99.999% accuracy.

https://lemmy.world/comment/22178379

[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

95.121% of the time it works everytime.

[-] idriss@lemmy.ml 6 points 15 hours ago

A similar experiment I did comes to mind from 3 years ago.

For the fun of it I was trying to train a few deep neural network configurations (LSTM, a few variations of FCNs, ...) to trade shitcoins and downloaded 4 years of 1h candles.

The first easiest idea was to prepare the training data to fire three signals, buy, sell, do nothing (I know a terrible choice). The cost function was setup to do the simple thing and maximize the overall profit (I know an other terrible choice). Fast forward 30min of training and the final outcome is a model that outputs "do nothing" in 100% of the cases.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 14 hours ago

Fast forward 30min of training and the final outcome is a model that outputs "do nothing" in 100% of the cases.

To be fair, your program demonstrated the most reliable way to win at crypto! ๐Ÿ˜‰

[-] idriss@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 day ago

I am screenshoting this so it will be screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot then post it somewhere else

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 1 day ago

Not even adding some watermark? smh

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago
[-] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You could simplify it even further by removing the int x parameter of the function...

[-] obelisk_complex@piefed.ca 13 points 1 day ago

So elegant! This is too valuable for GitHub, sell this directly to the Saudi government.

[-] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Warning: unused variable

Just add it to the pile I guess

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago

Is this not at all stochastic, or do I just not know what stochastic means?

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

maybe it would be better to say that it is stochastically accurate?

[-] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

It approaches 100% accuracy

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

I've had managers who follow that exact algorithm.

I'm confused, shouldn't this be printing false no matter what the input is?

[-] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

The output is not the output of the algorithm, it's the output of the unit test.

95% of numbers up to that point at not prime. Testing the algorithm that only says "not prime" is therefore correct 95% of the time. The joke is that, similar to AI, the algorithm is being presented as a useful tool because it's correct often but not always.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

that's the joke, since most numbers aren't prime, this function is technically highly accurate despite being completely useless.

[-] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

The test suite probably looks something like this:

int tests_passed=0;
int tests_failed=0;
for(int i=0;i<100000;i++){
    printf("test no. %d: ", i);
    if(is_prime(i)==actually_is_prime(i)){
        printf("passed\n");
        tests_passed++;
    }else{
        printf("failed\n");
        tests_failed++;
    }
}
//...
[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago

Ah that makes more sense thanks. So the bottom one is a unit test and not the code being run itself

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

This but AI

But they are like 60-80%

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

"AI models have started training other AI models, by pressing The-Button-That-Trains-AI-models; this button was built 7 years ago by a bunch of online volunteers we won't ever credit."

[-] razen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

But when the input is all prime numbers then the accuracy is 0.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

The Simpsons character Rainier Wolfcastle on stage with a microphone, on TV, with the caption "THAT'S THE JOKE"

also btw icymi, this is a post about LLMs

[-] lnxtx@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

But cryptography...

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