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[-] GaumBeist@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 weeks ago

Reputable news source "GLOBAL FACTZ"

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago

Reputable news source “GLOBAL FACTZ”

😂

Fwiw, before reposting this meme, I actually checked to make sure that the underlying "weird news" story here was not solely reported by random clickbait fake news sites but was also covered by an actual news organization.

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Unlike C++ though, explosives usually degrade over time and become less dangerous.

[-] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 0 points 2 weeks ago

Candand is borsuk language.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The noble Borsuk is the badger. Borsuk is the beast's name in several Slavic languages. C++ is insofar a borsuk language as it would be the language of choice for this stinky, wood dwelling omnivore with eyes so smart.

As for Barnes and Noble, no fucken idea what that is about. I never read this borsukshit title of this book and I'm not starting getting into anything now. I vigorously shart on this.

this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2026
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