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Why have UTF8 support if you won't write your code in the Sumerian clay tablet alphabet of Ancient Mesopotamia? (lemmy.world)
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When you manage to break the type system (lemmy.world)
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Best kind of turnover (slrpnk.net)
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Deadlines (lemmy.zip)
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cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/18435580

Always on the grind

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Information security expert dressing code (lemmy.world)
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Clothes dirty, code clean!

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Wat (www.destroyallsoftware.com)
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Everyone has probably already seen this, it's worth posting anyway.

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Put that in writing (lemmy.world)
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Packaging (lemmy.world)
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If I had to use win 11, I'd become a monk (i.imgflip.com)
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For the record, I use Mac and I like it that way.

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PS/2 things (lemmy.world)
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In todays edition of "stuff that I found in my storage" a PS/2 meme

Image transcription:

mov rax, rbx add rax, rcx HELLO IT'S THE KEYBOARD I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE E

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Most descriptive bug report (lemmy.world)
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Everything you could possibly need to know (lemmy.ml)
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Packet Loss (lemmy.world)
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Found this in the depths of my storage. Not sure where its from but might improve the day of some people ^^

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Still relevant, just substitute for win 11 (xkcd.com)
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Not (files.catbox.moe)
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Work of pure human soul (and pure human sweat, and pure human tears) (lemmy.world)
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Swift knows something (sh.itjust.works)
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of=/dev/sda (programming.dev)
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Only 5 years out of date now ๐Ÿ™ƒ (lemmy.world)
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I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN... (github.com)
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Mindustry dev has had enough

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Sometimes, it's backwards (sh.itjust.works)
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I live in a constant state of fear and misery (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20260044

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We enjoy a little JavaScript (lemmy.world)
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Modern self-inflicted problems require modern solutions (beehaw.org)
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Competition places start at 0 (lemmy.world)
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