chapotraphouse

It's both hilariously bad and depressing.

Let's see who we've got here so far:

Elon Musk - Literally the richest man on Earth helping run the Ameri$$$an government. Also, DOGE.

That one guy who became the defence secretary whose only qualification was being on Fox News.

RFK Jr. as health minister when he has wacky pseudoscientific views.

Pedo Gaetz.

DOCTOR. OZ.

And the funniest of them all, the elephant in the room, though he is only a potential candidate right now:

ALEX. JONES. AS. PRESS. SECRETARY.

The AmeriKKKan empire is becoming a circus, a fitting end.

Bluesky tops 20M users, narrowing gap with Instagram Threads | TechCrunch

Since I got banned from Wokesky I heard this is the next biggest hangout for liberal marxist cucks, so I'll be settling here if you liberals don't get so triggered about it that you ban me

Then again, the As Seen on TV government for the US seems right.

Can you believe it sir, some beta male on X called me, ME, a Soyjak!

[drinks vial of baby's blood]

hooah that's the stuff, y'know I don't drink, nuh-uh not for me, but this adrenaline stuff hits hard

Did you hear what I said sir, me, a Soyjak

Who the fuck is 'Soy Jack' Elon you keep trying to introduce me to these bozos you keep around, I swear to god

No, sir, it's a meme from 4chan

I told you Elon, I don't care what Four Chan has to say about this shit, stop talking about internet nerd shit

I'm sorry sir. [yells at intern bringing his adrenochrome baby blood cocktail]

"but that's a cabin" shut up nerd nobody cares

CONFIRMED by TRUSTWORTHY and BELOVED journalist eyuplovely. IT'S REAL 💯💯💯

https://archive.ph/rA9Fx

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/15/opinion/trump-criminal-cases.html#commentsContainer

https://xcancel.com/awhalefact/status/1858715647141720364

I love how he's all chummy with Meloni and Modi but with Milei he's fucking pissed

All of this is happening during Biden's presidency. The DNC is corrupt to the core.

A surgeon wasremovedd to death in an Israeli prison. I don't even have any words for this.

I didn't even realize anyone currently living in Gaza would actually choose to collaborate with Israel.

Like sorry dude but unless he was a really bad doctor, he should be forced to go back to his old job. Humanity needs medical professionals more than it needs comic actors. It takes like ten years to train a replacement doctor.

She got half of Burgerland to think that everything they don't like is Russian propaganda, that the evil Russians helped Trump steal the 2016 election, Russia Russia Russia, it's the ultimate thought-terminating cliche now. And even in the face of cold, hard evidence to the contrary (ie: Mueller report, off the top of my head) Libs just stomp their feet and insist that it's still RUSSIAAAAA!!!!!1

I guess Bill O'Riely would be the Republican equivalent of her, but his oafishness and toxic masculinity got the best of him and he ~~ended up losing everything~~ got a multi-million dollar severance package from Fox News and then faded into irrelevancy.

Seriously though, I can't think of anybody that could rival Maddow in terms of how effectively she brainwashed tens of millions of Burgerlanders into believing an absolute, absurd fantasy. You can't have anything that resembles a level-headed discussion with any Lib anymore, largely due to her influence (and others of course, but I feel like she's the most prominent figure in this regard).

Can you think of anyone that could rival her impact? Who else would be in the same league of propagandists in this day?

EDIT: Obviously I forgot to mention Tucker Carlson, but he also got kicked off Fox lol

Donald Trump: I know the most beautiful girl in the world.

Elon musk: More beautiful than the cosmos?

DT: you better beleive it Elon. More beautiful than the cosmos.

RFK Jr: More beautiful than my plan to make america healthy again?

DT: Yes, bobby even more beautiful than that.

EM: well go on Donald, tell us who she is.

DT: Shes the one reading this right now.

https://archive.ph/CHToo

Read How Your Support Has Helped Our People in Gaza and Made a Difference!

With pride and gratitude, we would like to share the fruit of your blessed efforts. Thanks to your generous support and trust, we have been able to assist many prisoners in Gaza, contributing to improving their lives and alleviating their suffering.

Additionally, your support for me personally has enabled us to expand our reach and help others who were in desperate need. This collaboration proves that giving knows no bounds, and one hand can extend to touch many hearts in need.

Attached are the receipts of the money transfers sent directly to the families in Gaza, as proof of our transparency and commitment to our responsibility towards our people there.

We know that challenges remain, and the needs of our people in Gaza are continuous and increasing. Therefore, we emphasize the importance of your ongoing support. Together, through our unity and cooperation, we can meet more of their needs and bring them a glimmer of hope in their difficult reality.

We express our sincere thanks and appreciation for standing by me and our people. You are partners in this great humanitarian work. Together, we can make a difference and be the helping hand that our people in Gaza need.

In the end it doesn't matter, since i uncontrollably whenever is see either of them