I started brushing my teeth immediately after dinner, and it has kept me from late-night snacking.. I think I've lost some weight

Swimming? Still requires a towel, just not for sweat

Elark Zuckermusk

Marlon Muskerberg

instructions unclear drinks boiling water

The floating rocks contain Obtainium.. totally different kind of material

It’s a gnuke

I don’t agree with putting down a ~~dog~~ pet unless they’re suffering. If a ~~dog~~ pet is in pain and there is no hope that they’ll recover, death can be mercy. It’s never not terrible. But your feelings aren’t the priority in that situation.

Just don’t ever do it at the vet - find someone who can come to you so there’s no extra stress

fuck this is depressing

edit: dog -> pet

I thinks it’s probably plausible conjecture at this point

Chatoic good? Evil? Neutral?

idk but it's definitely chaotic

Do you think it’s possible to run the cycle too quickly? Like, shouldn’t you make sure your product has been ~~widely~~ maximally adopted first before you make it shittier?

May be that’s just hopium

hi-quality shower thought

I saw some article years ago that found dogs cant, or at least have a hard time differentiating between consonant sounds in words; for example the word ‘outside’ might sound the same as ‘grout-side’ or ‘shout-wide’, just because they rhyme.

After some fun experiments, I found that to be true with my dogs, and my vocabulary with them has devolved into some really silly shit that makes me cackle, but would probably make others question my sanity a little..

+ bonus points for the silly voices