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SEX

ROMANCE

INTRIGUE

Is there any genre this comic won’t cover?

Short answer: mental illness

Long answer: it will vary from various iterations, but often Bruce Wayne is minimally present as a CEO (which, eyy, not really different from most of them.) Bruce Wayne / Batman is able to rest while crime exists in the same way an insomniac rests on itchy sheets in the middle of a parade: he doesn’t. He is beyond obsessed on stopping crime, to the detriment of his health and safety, as well as those around him. His entire entourage regularly pushes him to slow down, rest, take time to heal, etc, and he keeps getting up. It’s beyond his (present) ability to control. There’s been a few instances (like with Andrea in Mask of the Phantasm) where he does find himself at peace and can move on, but mostly, he’s a prisoner of his own trauma. It’s been stated multiple times that his obsession is no different than the Joker’s or the Riddler’s.

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.

This goes so hard

I see you are a disciple of Satan

I wasn’t complaining, just greeting an old friend

This greentext has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade

“Ass Aryans? That’s like, two of my favourite things.”

“My cabbages!”

• Baahvatar, the Last Goatbender

WHAT DID YOU DO TO PENGUIN

No one can ever take you away from you. Offering your time, effort, and company you can provide is the only thing the “right” person could ever want.

Navigating through pain, doubt, and regrets from the past while dealing with the future is complex, and often messy. None of that ever subtracts from you, though. There’s an essence of who you are that is inextricable from your existence.