Deep Purple x Misfits crossover? That sounds terrible, I’ll only purchase two albums

4 who? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Outside, where grass is real and may be touched

You can meet interesting people, but ultimately it’s based on superficial connections.

Typically, the cis woman experience is about filtering, while the cis man experience is about casting as wide of a net as possible.

You could potentially have a dick-pic free experience if you’re able to curate and filter enough, but be prepared for an exhausting or donging experience.

“Gross” people who are “worse” than others deserve love, too.

You can work on unpacking your negative opinions about yourself, but love, kindness, compassion, friendship, intimacy, and all that good stuff, is something you deserve. You don’t earn it, you’re human and you need it. That’s all it takes to merit it.

i pee the bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

LANA

I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice

Manipulativeness

For flavour, I recommend that all “regular” animals that normally have sharp-pointed ears now have human-shaped round ones.

nervously realizing I’ve been using Discord in Türkiye for 4 days straight now

A Dukat shaped sniper rifle