Jacuzzi suit for half-Burns burning, a classic joke

They fear the floss thong

Well then who the hell is gonna clear all the grass clippings off my sidewalk!?

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I hope you’re using a screen protector

create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

There’sh a moon shpewin’ gash a lot closher than ya’d think, Trebek

Oh-ho, hohohoho!

what the fuck is a bird

They put me in a room

“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”

“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”

bad cop begins routine

“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”

”good” cop pulls the bad cop off you

“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”

If we don’t learn from our future mistakes, we are doomed to repeat them the first time

Reclass everyone to sorcerer / wizard - panic at fire immune bosses - ??? - win game