Only to check what’s on the other side. For safety.
xkbx
joined 1 year ago
I like it because, not unlike my toilet, you don’t want the splash to touch you, and you only dip your head in when the “water” is calm
If we don’t learn from our future mistakes, we are doomed to repeat them the first time
Listen, some of us can’t shake the thrill of the ultimate gamble. Will this make me put down the burger or pull out my liver? Oh, the dizzying highs of rapid weight loss, and the terrifying lows of rapid weight loss doth call me…
My favourite JFK theory is what if there wasn’t a shooter and his head just did that
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill…
Just because he dummy thicc doesn’t mean he’s gonna bottom
Oh no! Where!?
There’s beans in them orbs
I can feel it in my jones (jean bones for you simple folk)
Boople-down theory from Ronald Meowgan in full effect
“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”
“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”
bad cop begins routine
“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”
”good” cop pulls the bad cop off you
“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”