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[–] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago (7 children)

96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Exi’s getting buck WILD and I like it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails

who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎

[–] [email protected] 73 points 7 months ago

Bruh I picked human fighter, not human talker

[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (4 children)

This implies there could be a gay gluttony month and I’m all for it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

This is some serious Siskoposting

[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Why not just fix it with a round freezer

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

No, this is where we get the lesser-known “Bison Bob” - semi-famous from wild west stories such as “The Good, The Bad, and the Okay-looking,” and “Fistful of Sand Dollars”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It pairs great with the Khlav Kalash

[–] [email protected] 73 points 7 months ago (15 children)

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I thought bats were nocturnal

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