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Keanu Reeves Doubts John Wick 5: 'I Don't Know If My Knees Can Do It' in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I wanna see a Dog Wick spin-off. John is the one that stays at home and the dog goes out to protect him

Day 163 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

<the lore/gameplay/soundtrack/story were great/instant classic>

Anon is Kif in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 104 points 4 months ago

If you think that’s rock bottom, I think you should make like a Zapp Brannigan backrub and go lower.

Lower.

Lower.

Too low!

Lower…

Cr(ule)itical Analysis in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

ATATATATATATATATATATATATA

Friend Rulequest in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I’m no one at all

Ants are pretty smart, in groups in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago

In my head, I was just thinking “a whole bunch of different ants brute-forcing it until it works isn’t intelligence.” Then I saw the video where they’re actively rotating it after it isn’t going in and realized, holy shit, I’d still be trying to push it.

Tie my hands, please in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

fuck yeah, spread it

Tie my hands, please in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

it's your own fault in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I need to touch grass. Sometimes my eyes earn me a bonk

According to U.S. law, swine with a sexual odor must be condemned. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jeb. Yer hog. Smells like lovin’… now either you do the right thang, or I gots to call the authorities on yer pleasure piggy.

Paul's memories of The World's Fair... (Michel Rabagliati) in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the world of the present, yesterday…

inheritance in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

THIS BETTER NOT BE A DREAM SEQUENCE

Brazilian or otherwise…