My favorite was the company I worked for had yearly trainings including that I was not allowed to bribe foreign heads of state... Bitch I am trying to figure how to afford dinner?? Does King Charles accept change, I maybe able to find a dime...

Same can be said of let the bodies hit the floor and it's raining men

Asking out of ignorance, what exactly did he do?

To be clear I'm not saying he didn't do anything wrong, or that there is a justification. I literally just don't know what he was charged with.

Fun fact corn flakes were initially released in the thought of them being so bland they would remove your desire to masturbate.

Basically like "I really want to cum but instead I'll just eat this bowl of cereal".

Sys internals also... So many useful features for free but you have to know to install

Well you gotta admit a place with bluegrass isn't paradise... It's probably Kentucky!

What do you call a fake potato?

An imi-tator

Did you hear of the psychic midget who escaped from jail?

It was a small medium at large.

Then again you have this gem... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz8ssH7LiB0

When has anyone ever driven to a pizza hut? I remember do so as a child but now pizza hut seems like a definite delivery thing.

I work in a field that is considered by many high tech. I have personally seen a system in use today that duel boots windows 2000 and windows 98.

The product it's used by is old generations and the system does not have any network access but still must be supported by government regulation for several more years....

Well, all I'm going to say is I've played rimworld...