Ah, trying hard to not be eaten, I see

And the other half will just die, I guess?

Would the "celebrity" have a security detail?

Seriously! My 2003 has a CD player and a tape deck

Yeah. Reading the article, Section 31 seems great if you just want to just shit on everything else in the franchise. Nope, not for me.

We don't need someone with superpowers. We just need a man of focus, commitment, and sheer will. Luigi, help us!

The restaurant posing as dates story that you linked to was interesting. It seems like the kind of thing would work until the townspeople burned the place down.

So, don't make empty threats?

It's hardly a diversion. As stupid a choice as Trump is, he was still viewed by voters as their pick. While the Republican party is held hostage to the populist Trump and his supporters, the DNC won't even let voters participate in the selection of candidates. Can you really say that Biden won a normal primary (coming from behind as other candidates strategically dropped out)? Would you say Harris was selected by voters at all? Did Clinton's bailing out of the DNC in 2016 not register with you?

I understand why voters haven't been that excited about the Democrats for over a decade.

After some thought, I've decided that we should refer to this apparent lapse by journalists as "Oceangate-gate-gate"

We are just so focused on the stupid horse race that we're not actually picking a leader.

This 'stupid horse race' is all that stands between us and four more years of Trump

No kidding! Consequently, I have decided to redouble my efforts to avoid quicksand