Makes you think. Just what should we do with Mar-a-lago when this is all over?

• Shit on Teslas

Press "D" to depose

While a tool that extends your reach is useful, when dealing with a difficult to reach spider, your best asset is the element of surprise!

Pumpkin pie is always made with squash. Occasionally, those squash are pumpkins

After decades of journalists attaching the suffix "gate" to anything even remotely scandalous, I was disappointed that I never heard anyone embrace the full stupidity of this practice by referring to this story as "Oceangate-gate"

Trump has been overcharging the secret service for years. Why wouldn't efforts to limit his grifting be in place?

Oh, yeah, his home life is a bit rough. Everett's wife was pretty big on domestic violence, at least over the course of the years of the comic that I have seen. Typically, Everett would make some remark that offended her, then BAM!

She was at least as violent as Maggie was with Jiggs in Bringing Up Father, and her self-righteousness made it all the worse

Eh, it could be non-radioactive next week. That's not very likely, but it could be

Wait, is this the article that has been gnawing at Martha Alito (Martha-Ann Alito, wife of Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito) for almost two decades?

Be a shame if, amongst other things, links to this article kept popping up everytime anyone did an internet search on her

Not a humorous situation

You can too often see the same thing in LED car headlights and tail lights. The most obnoxious of these flicker noticeably all the time. Not much better are the ones that seem to be on continuously when viewed in the center of your vision, but flicker in your peripheral vision. The later I find really distracting