thegr8goldfish

joined 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Hmmm. Will they rule for the rich guys or the public at large? πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Have the Army recall him to active duty and try him under the UCMJ.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

She must have liked because after I thanked her she said it was her pleasure.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

When are these guys going to come to their senses and bring in the Chick-fil-A line managers?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I think the Democratic Party should dump the donkey and make the eagle their animal mascot or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

They'll just pivot to forced/arranged marriage then.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I would think consuming inactivated virus in pasteurized milk would give your body more opportunity to stumble upon a response to an active virus. I should add that I am a complete moron though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I know what you mean, Vern.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I think he's really on to something they're.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 5 months ago

From the people that brought you Fake News, we now present.... Fake School.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My favorite of late was the congressman who said the eclipse was a result of our hedonistic ways. Surely the moon would move to a different orbit if we made trans illegal.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If you get them young enough, you can avoid that troublesome think for yourself phase.

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