thegr8goldfish

joined 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Seems like adding insult to injury to find the minors responsible. They're just kids.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

Upon learning that the record was missed, the organizers issued the following statement: Screw you, Kyles. I'm going home.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

They can't even afford neckties. How well can it really be going?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Seems like queen should know it's rude to show up without a RSVP.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Crush them in the wrapper. Open one end and pour directly in mouth. This is an advanced technique because one slip up and you will launch those crumbs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Whose ready to update Weird Al's White and Nerdy with Bald and Horny?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Yeah Warren, I'm shitty at being poor but you're shitty at being rich. Living in a tiny ass house in the middle of BFE and driving old piece of shit cars. Fuck off, dragon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Silent Bob. That's where I first heard it. It's a hilarious story from the Evening with Kevin Smith DVD.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Minecraft Dungeons. Me and my old lady play it regularly.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Further proof that Tuvix was murdered. Prosecute Admiral Jane way.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Directions unclear. Now my junk turned into Benjamin Franklin. (he's wearing bifocals)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

... said Albert "Don't call me Al" Gore....

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