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[–] 177 points 2 years ago (1 child)

You recently calculated 34*5+1. Do you want to buy a new washing machine?

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  • [–] 160 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    It's because of the log function

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    [–] 148 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Something about this just doesn't add up.

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  • [–] 81 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    If only there was a way to get to the root of the problem.

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  • [–] 55 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    It will require our undivided attention.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Those puns leave a negative impression

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    These puns sure did a number on me

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  • [–] 127 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    "Continue to use of all the numbers you love!*

    Starting August 1st, numbers 9, 7 3, 2 and 0 will only be available to members subscribed to our premium Calc+ tier.

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  • [–] 105 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    Please don't log my calculator inputs it's more embarrassing than my browser history is.

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    Worse, lots of really basic math

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    [–] 89 points 2 years ago* (16 children)

    I can’t even imagine what data there is to collect for an application this simple.

    That privacy policy better be really short.

    On the bright side, a simple calculator ought to have plenty of free and open source alternatives that don’t harvest any data.

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  • [–] 88 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Your calculator would like access to your contacts.

    Your calculator would like permission to send and receive phone calls.

    Your calculator would like permission to view and delete emails.

    Please click AGREE to proceed.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Well, everything else that's not calculations.

    This is why everyone is trying to have their app installed, there's a lot of information that the phone provides, and now you no longer get warned what data is available.

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    [–] 56 points 2 years ago

    Using our implementation of Microsoft recall, we can see that you're calculating the price for your online purchase of Samsung AiPro Washing machine. We can see you can't afford it, but don't worry! We've applied a 10% coupon to your purchase so it'd be a bit cheaper for you!

    Still not good enough? Try our Ai powered financing application!

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    My calc app also has its privacy policy there. It says

    OpenCalc does not collect any user data.

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    [–] 46 points 2 years ago

    "=" [locked] Infix subscription required

    ...

    "base ten" [locked] subscription required, reverting to octal

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago

    They want to monetize any proofs you find.

    Now get to work crunching numbers.

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Seems like everyone is going out of their way to tell us how much they "value" our privacy. The value they place on it wouldnt even get a burp from an atm machine

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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    It's possibly compliance. I know google requires you to have a privacy policy to even publish an app, no matter what.

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    In fairness, I've had to write a privacy policy due to store restrictions. It boiled down to "everything stays on your phone. I don't collect your data, I don't want your data, I don't even have a backend server that could be collecting your data. If you find my app sending telemetry of any kind, please tell me immediately because that should not be happening"

    That being said, this doesn't exactly inspire confidence

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    A car is parked at the far end of the street. Hidden by the shadow of an old elm, and a reflection of the blue sky on the windshield, an agent patiently writes out his notes:

    8:15 am A leaves house on foot 8:17 am B arrives driving and parks car (license plate: GYX 455), walks away 8:40 am B arrives, enters house 9:20 am A arrives on foot, leaves in car

    This is called a stakeout. A form of surveillance.

    IT folks will also recognize this as analytics data. You can almost see the json: timestamp, event name, metadata

    As analytics data gets tagged to individuals, it becomes targeted surveillance.

    Regular analytics is like a surveillance camera: you just see each person in a snapshot, all in the same place. You’re seeing the story of the place. Like a 7-Eleven, tracking when its customers come to decide when to make the coffee.

    But modern analytics is more and more all the events about a person or cluster of people. That’s a lot more like the FBI following Hemingway, keeping a log of all his activities to build a profile.

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I've published a simillar app to the play store (a calculator for keeping track of your stats in a game) and it got denied because it had no privacy policy, and I had to add one. Maybe that's why they need to include it?

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If you type in 867-5309, Jenny will call you back!

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

    Why didn't every privacy concerned people switched to foss already?

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Gotta love that internet access is implicitly provided in Android now /s

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