the_joeba

Did he decapitate the question mark?

Request too vague, loading wolfenstien.exe

Praying to an inactive theoretical being is sort of the whole foundation of religion. If they (super being) ever verifiably acted, it would no longer be a religion, just fact. The unknown nature is what keeps people scared/hooked. This adds a depth to the comic that may not have even been intended (or the author is wicked smart).

They will never understand that. I knew a guy who refused a raise because it would put him in the next tax bracket. I didn't even try to explain it.

And my (bl)axe

I think you still need common. That's the primary 'app', the others are specific implementations.

You only promised your left but!

The man writing is in a bear suit. He translated the roar as 'zipper', which indicates the bears have figured out his secret. He is then presumably eaten.

I think her time as a criminal prosecutor will come in handy.

Gay marriage became legal for all states during Obama's administration, I'd call that progress.

She's a redhead, but still a bad joke

I make $200k and only donated $100, so I'm technically worse.