I had a small moment yesterday where I could not force myself to care enough about the issues happening around me, and I walked into the garden and just sat under a tree for a while, watching the sky.

When I came back inside, I realised that I still did not care but that in itself was okay.

The only lesson Iran has learned in the last few days is this: the West cannot keep their agreements; get a nuke as fast as you can to ensure that you won't be invaded.

initial impression was "vanilla-ry", but that's quickly overpowered by the sheer strength of the stuff. The mind and the body cannot comprehend the intensity of that vanilla. Your insides seize up, you choke, heave, vomit, heave some more, try to vomit more to get the taste out, anything to wash away the literal flavour bomb you've unleashed on yourself. It's not sweet, it's not milky, it's not light and airy - all you know for sure is that it tastes like vanilla and you want it OUT, now!

Great way to trick my 38 and 43-year olds into eating their veggies.

Are you a grandparent, or part of a thruple?

Are you suggesting cult-like behaviour from cult members?

• blood is thicker than water - true
• blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb - also true

Overall blood is pretty gloopy and goes down pretty well on spaghetti

"He was hit by a train. Unavoidable, really."

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB...

Those 40 acid tablets I had in my back pocket though

Im not very in tune with my feelings, so it came as somewhat of a surprise to me during a high stress period where I had defend myself on Zoom at work under duress in front of a panel with an audience of over 200 people in the chat.... where I could feel my skin tingling and my vision starting to fuzz up at the corners, and could barely hear myself talk.

It took all that I had to breathe slowly and calmly, and a colleague later told me that I seemed fine in my presentation.

Someone can seem okay on the outside, but what theyre experiencing on the inside might be some crazy thing that just does not show.

No joke, chocolate has gotten expensive and more styrofoamey in taste as of late.

I no longer derive pleasure from eating it, I just enjoy the intense sugar high.

I mix it with butter and then snort it