Meanwhile, Russian Cursive:

it was acceptable at the time

jesus christ, add an NSFL tag to that

How does deporting the poorest members of your community decrease the house prices? What logic is that?

"Yes she may be a genocidal maniac, but motherhood will soften her up..."

~ Japanese writers, 90s probably

This little badboy had IR blasters too!

*scuttles out of the sewer*
my linux phone had an FM transmitter so I could just override any station with my jams
*scuttles back into sewer*

Particles are like Panda bears: if you leave them alone, they die; if you watch them, they won't breed

Virgin Media would like a word

"Jesus... when you say 'get me off this fucking cross, so help me God'... is that a test? Or should we actually get you off the cross?"

( More ranting and screaming and moaning )

The disciples nod wisely at their leader's self-sacrifice for... their sins maybe? And he will always be immortal in their hearts, because they've already eaten him or something.

The disciples go home, wiser and holier and warily eyeing each other in confirmation of the deeper meaning behind their saviour's last words: "Guys, please, I'm not fucking around, get me down, please, I'm so fucking thirsty.... Jesus fucking christ"

Masking is a strategy used by some autistic people, consciously or unconsciously, to appear non-autistic. While this strategy can help them get by at school, work and in social situations, it can have a devastating impact on mental health, sense of self and access to an autism diagnosis

Oh shit, I'm a high masker.

Did something happen? Did she die again