I've used a safety razor for a little under 20 years. I've also spent maybe $30 in blades in that time. Love my merkur futur.

Imagine if Dathon was actually this articulate but he was just trying to teach Picard a lesson.

I was stationed in South Korea and saw them with my own eyeballs but you can believe whatever you like.

That's Prince Humperdinck the El-Aurian for anyone who doesn't recognize him.

Now do Gowron.

Plus Tim Curry

I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter.

Those aren't cracks. They are expansion relief joints. The grass sprouting from them adds structural integrity. Swearsy realsies.

Ascending Plebiscites.

NO BANNER! ONLY HULK!!!

I thought it was funny how at the end of the video he said something about Stephen Hawking and only losers brag about their IQ. After we just watched a 30 minute video about his high IQ. That he practiced for.