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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

So I outrun fat cops on bikes with my bike instead of fat cops on foot. Not really a problem since those fucks don't know how to ride a bike over anything but the flattest straightest roads.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Ada Lovelace most likely

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Holodeck safeties on or off he still destroys you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Last 1 minute with Moriarty...with the holodeck safeties disengaged.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I agree with MrPoopyButthole. We're unserious here but we tend to not put up with actual maliciousness.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Took me a second to figure out ransomware. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Captain’s Nog

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here we have an example of the discovery crew going at each other's throats. This poor Emperor just wants to rule and her second in command is always going after her. This is from season 3. Also I'm just being a smartass to tease Stamets.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why doesn't he pray to his god for his situation to improve? I thought that's how that works for them?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Also don't sacrifice Gale because two days later he explodes and you get a game over.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Can’t be a hireling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

For your next playthrough do it as Dark Urge. You can sacrifice one of the companions to get some benefits in a secret part of the underdark. I mean you can do it as not dark urge too but that wouldn’t thematically fit.

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