[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You can take your piss bottles with you!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Unlike the PHP hammer, the banhammer is very useful for a lot of things. Especially sealion clubbing.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Doesn't really narrow it down, sorry

(jk I don't have beef with the JavaRE)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hey. I can do regex. It's specifically grep I have beef with. I never know off the top of my head how to invoke it. Is it -e? -r? -i? man grep? More like, man, get grep the hell outta here!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Making a startup named Sphinctr

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I guess now that USAID is being defunded and the government has turned off their anti-russia/china propaganda machine, private industry is taking over the US hegemony psyop game. Efficient!!!

/s /s /s I hate it all

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Man, if only there were some way to get rid of documents permanently. Like how one might get rid of a body by cremating it. Oh well, time to secretly hide these binders in a coffin.

That being said I’ve heard the alternative theory that trump buried her on mar-a-lago grounds (or wherever the fuck it was) so that he could claim that the grounds were a graveyard, for tax purposes. (I do not believe this)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

“Remember, remember, novel novel november. Good luck writing a novel this november.” - Guy Fawkes enjoyer

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Extra context: it’s only for a beat, then it reverts to the correct username. The theme also went from light to dark (my selected theme). Sorry to dox your background theme, autumnal!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Truly a gift that shall keep on giving

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Oh for sure. Another way to think about that is: they actually are honestly and genuinely trying to help humanity with their inventions and so forth, except for them “humanity” is just the wallet of whoever is bankrolling them.

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