Wake me up when there’s an agentic butt plug

It’s all true, I made millions of dollars by using ChatGPT to place bets on the ponies. I started with billions

ah no they are in a totalitarian state ruled by the literal forces of hell, places that totally praise merit based upwards mobility.

Hey, write what you know

New superpredictor lore dropped on r/mapporn. If you believe in prediction markets and meet someone from Blaine MT or Essec NY, you have to do whatever they say because they are smarter and better at predicting than you.

Article headline: Chanel’s CEO went to Microsoft HQ and asked ChatGPT to show her a picture of her company’s leadership. They were all men in suits

Maybe get them to fight by suggesting the involvement of a bank implies the crypto is becoming centralised and defeating its own purpose? The depth of my buttcoin knowledge is lacking so there might be a better wedge to use.

sickos yes energy if true, sigh

double check that your rubbers didn’t get punctured.

Extra wrinkly*, for your partner’s pleasure

He has a smart oven with AI and wants to feed it data?

in the brained stem. straight up "shorkening it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My liffspan

something something ethical consumption something something under capitalism

Are there OpenAI employees who aren't already in a TREACLESian cult? That's the only way I'd believe them thinking that any cult rituals that their "spiritual leader" performs are strange.