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Oh it was for the KPIs? All is forgiven then. /s

Ok actually read the screed. Ahhhh yes good ol’ Jeff “In the years after I bought the WaPo and everyone got suspicious, me and my billions of dollars have done nothing but improve the world and my credibility and definitely didn’t trap anyone in warehouses to die in a tornado, so you all trust me now, right?” Bezos

My enshittification story*: Instagram has been suggesting people for me to follow. It markets them to me by saying “friend X follows this person!” But friend X does not follow this person. Friend X has no tenable connection to this person. Why are you bullshitting me, Zuck? Is the autoplag outflow drain hooked up to Insta?

*orig JP title: 僕のエンシット化ストーリー

no escape

Rest of world: is there no alternative to US hegemony?

CIA: *raises head from pile of blow, puts gun on table* no

HIGHER you insufferable twats. So much Higher.

Who does this guy think he is? Creedy McCreedson? Lead singer of Creed?

Headcanon: he changed it as a result of this epic bonnie slam

Kicking off the sack with something light.

As a leftist, I don’t think I’ve drunk enough red kool aid to come around on Russia. I just don’t get it.

Anti David Gerard David Gerard Club

like vocal blackface

I totally get that! At least 10% of my motivation of following him is to see when he’ll drop his mask and be a huge appropriator, but so far that hasn’t seemed to have happened, except for this whole AI thing.

It takes a lot of leg power for this amount of logical leaping.