My read: sounds like a teenager that knows the touted functionality of the scam tech they are referencing, but is not wise enough to the ways of the world to know they are scams.
swlabr
Cyberpunk is when cool coat*
*said coat is a trench coat, not a duster
Man, any good media manipulator knows you don’t go for the newsrooms first. You start with the shitty ad-infested pages that just post procedurally generated slop anyway, then you let that shit fester up the chain until it hits the front page of the NYT.
poor Musky lost custody. Couldn’t handle Grimes, now he mangles rhymes.
Well my name is Jordan and I’m here to say/ we’re just like lobsters in a major way
This is both old news and kinda… not that surprising when you think about it, but I searched and didn’t see any commentary on this here.
It’s something of a tradition to occasionally frankenstein together a backronym for bills/acts. Feel free to search “worst US backronyms” or similar for more!
make me, fucko
(psst. hey buddy. all eugenics is genocidal. It’s in the fucking name. Also. racism and fascism have historically been sanitised and presented as scientific or commercial endeavours. They’re the cornerstones of capitalism. Think of how the weapons industry is printing money because of israel’s decades long genocide against the palestinians.)
Sub Elon tier, as Elon would call it 『ZA WARUDO』.
Honestly, knowing Musk’s MO of huffing his own farts, I’d have thought he’d be into the stillsuits of it all