Astro-Modest Proposal

Haha. Feminine whiles

on the first day* of christmas, techbros gave to me: a product that would unlaunch promptly!

*just imagine we are in a world line where the days of Christmas start today, I guess

Headcanon: he changed it as a result of this epic bonnie slam

Honestly, knowing Musk’s MO of huffing his own farts, I’d have thought he’d be into the stillsuits of it all

None of these fucking goblins have learned that analogies aren’t equivalences!!! They break down!!! Auuuuuuugggggaaaaaaarghhhh!!!!!!

I’m a Bitcoiner but my teeth are straight and white

lol

I Was Fired From My Company But It Turned Out I Was Destined To Prevent The Robot Apocalypse With My Over 9000 IQ

For the sake of a yudzillion dust specks, what’s another castle?

Not saying good morning because you are homophobic: ✋😔

Not saying good morning because you avoid human interaction in general: ☝️😊

Something I’d like to investigate is this very right-wing phenomenon of defending granular “freedoms,” like saying slurs in public with strangers, or not wearing a mask during a pandemic etc.

The easy explanation as to why they do this so often is that the boot rwers lack the intellectual capacity to reason about what “freedom” really means and how it’s not a matter of being able to do whatever small atomic action that their overlords, the tie rwers, tell them is important. The thing getting in my way of believing this easy explanation is that it’s kind of heartbreaking to think people can be that stupid.

RE: boot and tie terminology: see here

Reading the article is like seeing a guy at a party pick up a guitar, announce he’s going to play wonderwall, but for whatever reason he starts holding the guitar like a trumpet, blowing on the headstock and everything. There’s no indication that this is a joke. A crowd forms and they love it, tunelessly and arrhythmically chanting “wonder wall! Wonder wall!” Over and over. It’s not even part of the song. You see him later making out in a puddle, people still chanting “wonder wall!” at the puddle. Your only recourse is to set the couch on fire and leave.