Especially since it doesn't have to be a devil per se, just any entity that's more powerful than you and willing to share.

That is to say: GOO-locks strip for C'thulu

These sound like Gen 1 Pokedex entries

All this wizardposting is just adding spells (wizard memes) to my spellbook (meme folder)

But of course, African swallows are non-migratory...

Why didn't the Eagles just fucking nuke Mordor?

There was a canonical war between humans and pokemon about 10,000 years ago

Bazzite already exists

God said to Abraham, "Hey, kill me a son." Abe said, "Man, you must be puttin' me on." God said, "No." Abe said, "What?" God said, "Abe, you can do what you like, but the next time you see me coming, you better run." Abe said, "Alright, where you want this killing done?" "Out on Highway 61."

Saddam Hussein

"The Picard Maneuver" would be a great name for a post-punk band.

Can't relate.

Every bit as fuckable