The beach where I used to live had quicksand and people had to be rescued from it at least once a week, usually more. So it was a pretty big concern, actually, and I had to make sure my kid and his friends didn't end up in it (they did, several times).

Seagulls aren't a thing. Just gulls.

Harris tweed. Not cheap, but you don't have to be crazy wealthy.

So you don't lock the door?

Being tracked within the airport until you fly out is pretty normal. But then your data gets deleted.

In Germany: if you're an estate agent you'd call it an Eigentumswohnung but most people aren't show offs so they just call it a Wohnung.

Also: Americans call a terraced house a condo too.

There are many types of sambal. Something like sambal brandal (sambal with nuts and lime leaves) or sambal manis (sweet sambal) has more flavour than plain sambal (which is just vinegar and chillies).

Only 24 percent? What the fuck are they whining about?

There's no evidence for that anywhere. Always ask for a source.

Somebody sack that headline writer.