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I hear you comrade. Maybe next week will be a good decade.

I VOTED

classic "find and replace word" propaganda

RIP Wesley Willis

I still remember when we headbutted each other.

Hell Yeah!

When in Rome, something something...

Sure. Emotional labor also includes hoping your car makes it up that hill in a blizzard (praying like a bastard), and then making it back down again without banging against a curb, at best. All the while knowing before you left on that run the most you can make is $2.

Thank you for your response.

(1) Working as a server doesn't require you to pay for special insurance, working as a server doesn't require replacing tires, and brake pads, and windshield wiper blades, and regular oil changes, and not killing random people by accident.

(2) A ten minute drive can result in serious injury or death. Walking through a restaurant carries significantly lower risks.

(3) More expensive? So what? 10% of $50 delivery price instead of 20% of $30 dine-in is what? $5 tip compared to $6 tip,,, does that seem right?

(4) Traffic is always awful.

Always tip your driving waiter more than your foot-traffic waiter.

I don't disagree, I must have missed the $3 floor. I guess I never factored in the cost of therapy or fancy clothes and only considered how expensive it is to keep a vehicle in working order. What grinds my gears is the people who would casually hand a delivery driver a $5 bill for a large order of pizzas are the same people who painstaking calculate the exact percentage to tip for a large family dinner at a mediocre restaurant. Don't ask me how I know or why I care so much.

This.

Some douchebags took something beautiful and wholesome and twisted it into a vehicle of hate just to make a buck.

Here is a good article, spoiler, it probably started in Florida.

I grew up with Calvin and Hobbes, and even as a kid I knew that was some fake-ass, bullshit. Calvin wouldn't do that kind of thing. Rubs me the wrong way like cops that get Punisher logo tattoos. Frank Castle fucking hates pigs, and would probably kill them on sight. Thanks for your interest.

I really appreciate it. Even moreso I appreciate not having to expound on why that difference is significant.