shai_hulud

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Feces Fling Server Monkey, 2nd class.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

The stripes add 10 horsepower.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Not that there aren't a lot of stupid people here, but these particular clowns are coming from Virginia Beach.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

I'd drag my cock through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walky-talky.

and

If you knew what I was thinking, you wouldn't be my friend anymore.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Fuck off, bro. Give him to Dallas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

LEVITICUS 20:13, fwiw.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Is this strictly necessary?

I'm trying not to throw up into my dinner plate.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's still 99 cents at the grocery stores (here in Texas) but at a major convenience store chain, they actually have Arizona cans printed 1.59! Like....WTF!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Wikipedia says MS, fyi.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mebbe 10 in my two million+ metro. They're fine. I do think people here get excited/paranoid when school buses enter them (there are three schools around one) but it usually is fine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, it was fuckin gross. An all over scab. Like forbidden fried chicken.

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