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This kinda shit is at least part of the reason the fastest growing religion in America is “none.”

If there’s one thing Jesus was consistent about, it’s that poor refugees seeking shelter should be ruthlessly murdered by drowning in a river tangled in razor wire.

Pretty sure that’s in the gospels.

So they're basically ISIS

Y'all Queda is mobilizing.

Most likely scenario is that they drive around in their trucks waving both flags of the US and flags of traitors to the US, block traffic, and post to Facebook.

Worst case scenario, there is a wave a of hate crimes as these hyped up fascists try to "defend America" by picking fights with any random brown person they see.

Best case scenario, they try messing with federal agents, get arrested, and wont be voting in November.

This honestly feels like a Russian intelligence op. Not that these yokels are Russian spies, but that they've been duped by misinformation, spun up my Russian troll farms, and aimed at the southwest border.

They are dumb enough to do the rest on their own.

There's so much fucking crazy in just the first two paragraphs of that article:

A trucker convoy of “patriots” is heading to the U.S. border with Mexico next week, as the standoff between Texas and the federal government intensifies. The organizers of the “Take Our Border Back” convoy have called themselves “God’s army” and say they’re on a mission to stand up against the “globalists” who they claim are conspiring to keep U.S. borders open and destroy the country.

“This is a biblical, monumental moment that’s been put together by God,” one convoy organizer said on a recent planning call. “We are besieged on all sides by dark forces of evil,” said another. “Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the sons of God. It is time for the remnant to rise.” (The remnant, from the Book of Revelation, are the ones who remain faithful to Jesus Christ in times of crisis).

I'm no theist, but... If God existed, and was all-powerful as theists believe, why the fuck does he need an army?

Lol, it always comes back to an intellectually deficient group of morons and their baseless deity.

Army Of "Wouldn't Recognize God If He Got In The Passenger Seat."

That's who they really are.

Lol buncha incels. Grown ass men who have families and shit to do, even if they share the same politics, wouldnt be caught dead doing this shit.

Same group of morons pretended to be truckers in Canada to protest vaccination mandates.

Ads for the convoy have gone up on 40 digital billboards in Florida, Texas, Louisiana, and California, courtesy of a “private donor” whose identity organizers would not disclose. 

Oh, I'm willing to bet:

It's six letters.

Starts with an R

Ends with an A

And is currently getting absolutely decimated with mothballed weapons we last used 15 years or so ago.

the major downside of increased access to communications technology is the nutters and crazy people more easily congregate...

Ffs can you lot just have your civil war already so the rest of us can deal with the fall out

Christian ISIS

Sounds an awful lot like levying war against the United States, or adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort.

Ah yes, its right there in the Bible for anyone to read....... Only it isn't.

All of that military jargon, and I'll bet the number of actual vets in that convoy is a small percentage.

Not that there aren't MAGA ex-military, just that they don't as much get a kick out of cosplaying as such. If they liked it that much, they wouldn't have ETSed. Or, dishonerable discharge; I guess there could be a few of those.

I am willing to lay a bet that they completely fuck this up.

I prefer the original Arabic name, Hezbollah.

These guys probably don't hate Illinois Nazis.

God wants brown people to drown and suffer.

THIS IS WHAT THEY LITERALLY BELIEVE