They said this because they blew off a protesters finger.

"But brown people eat those things!" -- some Trump staffer, probably

Ego.

Oh HELL no

Source: I am a horticulturist

Garth wasn't mentioned in that article. Toby was strutting past when Kris said that.

He said that about Toby Keith, not the almighty GARTH

So ... he's using the back of his hands to shake hands ... of course he can't do that right either

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger SNAAAAAAAAKE SNAAAAAAAKE SNAAAAAAKE

I have several of her books of webcomix. Several of her quotes pop up often in our household. They're hilarious!

From Kate Beaton!!

Gotta catch em all