Acronyms, backronyms, portmanteaus, and puns

90% hyena, 10% raccoon

One serving of peanut butter

I really want to see a Steve Urkel "Did I do that?" sticker for completeness.

Something by Yoko Ono, maybe

Does the gender of all non-self-containing genders contain itself? This is the fundamental question of gender theory.

This is the same mechanism by which clicking the second link on a Wikipedia article over and over eventually takes you to the page on philosophy.

"gigging on your dock"?

To be fair, most of "all human knowledge" is stuff like when the last time was that each person on the planet pooped.

What do you call a word that swipes in the shape it describes? Like an autonym but for swiping.

I wanna say King of the Hill is safe.

I prefer SQL, because you can pronounce it "sequel" or "es-cue-ell", and it's fine. CSS just doesn't have that kind of flexibility as a language.