peoplebeproblems

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago

This is amazing

"Everybody Hates You" "More Dead CEOs Please" "Deny, Defend, Depose"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's the craziest part of quantum physics. "Why is this stuff having the observed behavior?"

Based on all evidence and theory, the answer is that it quite literally just does.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

We got Mr. Really Fun At Parties here huh?

Never heard of Gallows Humor eh?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

"must do now" orders are by default responded to with "oh yeah, on who's authority?"

So I feel that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Dude that's awesome thanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Wait a second

This is my daily experience with ADHD

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Didn't Domino's do a stupid Pizza insurance thing?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm so glad he pointed out the compiler optimizing the If statements. A lot of coworkers seem to forget that the compiler is doing a lot of that work for us now, and some of the code becomes unreadable as they try to make it "more efficient."

Bro, stop, you can't beat a machine at machine stuff

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

How was this not obvious when the panic set in with the pandemic.

It's never about productivity, it's always about increasing value.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Is it a multi species pandemic yet? I missed 2020-2021 so bad. I loved not being around people.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The amount of technical correctness in this post is out of this world

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Man, Mao's policies got so many people killed that "only" 3-4m people died of famine.

He's got an incredible kill count.

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