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was asked to post it again (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

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fake estate (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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why's it called Real Estate though.
where's the Fake Estate

teaboot replies with a screenshot of the comment section:
leebeearts comments:
airbnb [end comment]

leebeearts quick on the draw today

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show transcriptfemmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather

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Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather

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Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather

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Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather

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don't be vampirist (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.

iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

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don't be vampirist (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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show transcriptmysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.

iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

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don't be vampirist (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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show transcriptmysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.

iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

[-] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago

my favorite bronze age ship is Gilgamesh x Enkidu

[-] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago

hmm yes.. and they ought to be quick to dial in an emergency so maybe there should be a standardized short number just for them

also we should make them enormously racist

[-] [email protected] 68 points 8 months ago

what would the boston tea party equivalent for america be? dumping an entire mcdonalds worth in the sewers?

[-] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

uses sub instead of community

opinion invalidated, hounds released, house doxxed, feet leaked

[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago

you do understand that the joker is in the wrong here, right? like in this scene he's a mentally i'll man saying that killing people is funny.

if you genuinely believe that existence has an inherent negative value then i strongly suggest you seek help, and i don't mean that to be facetious. antinatalism is depression turned into a moral philosophy, it posits itself as a solution to suffering by offering an unrealizable future, but really it's an excuse to not even attempt to make the world better.

[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago

it has been said before and i'll say it again: Pascal's wager for tech bros

[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago

the continuation:

[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago

all beer is free if you can outrun the cops

[-] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago

also doubles as an electrical fire generator, very versatile

[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

first time i've not seen anyone mentioning horse cock under a vaush mention

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