pls lighten up, it's not that serious

as of right now the second xkcd you linked is in an identical format to the newest xkcd. Not relevant to the post, just think it's cool

I mean, there are proven negative physical and mental effects to being overweight. None apply to everyone but in general being a healthy weight is, well, healthier

Saw the title and was like 'haha funny, imagine'. Then 'wait, it's not satire??'

THIS. The people who actually read the error messages aren't going to stop there, they're going to look up said error message, find a solution on their own, and continue with their day without having to interact with another human.

'bone petite' these people aren't REAL

...a mass shooting that took place LESS THAN A DECADE AGO

i've literally never seen 'systemctrl'? it's always ctl for the command-line utilities

was this meant to be reassuring ;-;

yay, drunk driving and no seatbelt for a double 'fuck myself and everyone else' combo

...oh. ok i'm never ordering ice in anything again

Elon Musk is a parody of himself